my baby, he's the cutest thing ever
he's sweet like candy
and gorgeous like heaven
he listens to van halen
and when i feel like there's no such Eden
he kisses me on the forehead
and soon everything's forgotten
then we start to think about the mortgage
and how we'd like to build our future
well, actually it's me who thinks about babies
while he'd rather get the rabies
he goes "we're still young, we'd better get some baileys"
oh my baby he's so clever
there's noone like him
no jim, no thomas, no trevor
they might say he's too rough, whatever
i really wish we were together forever